Chris, a tech in my lab, showed me the following video clip of “the Simpsons”. I found a sort of a full version of this movie clip.
[Scene 1]
Bart: I’m gonna talk to PhDs. Hey, guys! I heard an assistant professorship just opened up. (Oh~ yeah!) At the University of Psych! (Ah~u~)
[Scene 2]
Bart: I was so bored I cut the pony tail off the guy sitting in front of us. “Look at me. I’m a grad student. I’m 30 years old and I made $600 last year.”
Marge: Bart, don’t make fun of grad students. They’ve just made a terrible life choice.
[Scene 3]
A professor: No food for you, grad students! To your great 3,000 papers!